|TAKING TWINKLE TOES TO A WHOLE 'NUTHA LEVEL|
So after a couple of years of pain and getting older and trying reeeeally hard to not admit it, this week I conceded to have both my big toe knuckle joints replaced with what I think the medical term is, "surgical steely ball looking thingys".
Both big toes.
At the same time.
Adding insult to injury, I have to wear these goofy black velcro shoes for the next 6 weeks that make crocs look like fine Italian shoes. And the awkward white socks that don't stay up, well that's just a big old bonus.
So if some of my immediately future paintings come out a little bit angsty and forboding, it's just because I've had BOTH my big toes bionicisized.
And it hurts.